Critical Mass – Cadence Weapon
Something just for fun!
I was thrilled to hear that a young 22 year old rapper had been named Edmonton’s Poet Lauriate last year. I lived several years in that city, and honestly, have never lived anywhere with as strong of a cultural scene. It’s just great. Anyway, I really like this guy’s music, and his poetry is pretty good too.
You can listen to him present his first poem to City Council here… of course, it’s a bonus it’s on an environmental theme! (He says it’s about a cyclist, truck driver and a pedestrian.)
Critical Mass
ONE
The long and winding road
That skirts the river valley
Indicates a message to me
That though the people
Pray they can ride
It may never truly be free
That love and hate
Divide a narrow straight
‘cross which I make my way
The path that I know
I rarely go
Teleport the wooded highway
I was reared in the urban
By the street with the bourbon
And my learning curve was steep
Critical mass
Should not be a blast
It depends on where you sleep
I bashed a hood
In Bonnie Doon
You know he had it coming t’ him
No signal and
City chimes
He cut me off at dinner time
He caterwauled,
“Identity crisis!”
He must not know it’s in my license
To be three
For the price of one
Is to star in the game of violence
——TWO
Get out of my way
What else can I say?
Intelligent malign works the energy mines
The spoils on the off-week
The path is off-beat
The kicks we provide and the kicks that I find
The city star
Did you know how far
You can go with hundreds of dragging horses?
Indentured slavery
In the name of chicanery
We reside above the forces
He thinks he’s a car
But he’s surely not
Do they not have a place for this kind of thing?
Do they not see
It’s unnecessary
The blockages and the lines they bring
The painted corners
And sustained borders
For the wheel bladers and the skateboarders
The sign holders
In front of your gate
Are among your spoked, aligned soldiers
Do they know
Whose city it is?
I need it to pick up my kids
To put production
In my fridge
With no regard for our missing ridge
——THREE
It’s called sidewalk, not sidebike!
What kind of community can’t get home right?
And with my teeth jutting
My boot heels cutting
I march towards Normandy and look how I’m pointing!
I would never admit
The extent of my tumult
Outside of the classic route of the Catholics
Flower bedfellows
I splice blue and yellow
For the New Velodromantics
I stop as Disney
I cautionary tale
I world of wonder in the jaws of life
I look he in the eyes
So one don’t forget
We are sometimes homologous
The thrush is instant and circumspect
Rough, crashing, absolute in its rend
Road warriors embrace as friend
And all because three came to an end
On gravel in the West End
By the high school of my first girlfriend
In the city where the seasons don’t begin
Apart from the places with the hands to lend
In the end
We all dissipate
Never regenerate
Wondering if we could make it
To work on time
Rolland Pemberton (aka Cadence Weapon)’s website. You can buy his latest album. The girls like it!


Oh how I love this! It made me so happy to see him and his poetry here today. You have great taste! But I knew that already.